BeeCharmer’s Buzz

Please listen to this!

I will not be held responsible for any urine stains on the upholstery.

http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf

“Deny, Deny, Deny”- a very dear friend, many years ago

 How I crack myself up. The proud, out, gay woman that I am. I’ve been out since 98. 10 very interesting years. All the time denying that I knew I was a lesbian before that. Bullshit, I knew. I knew in the deep dark corner of my mind. The part that didn’t see daylight until 98 maybe, but I knew. All girls do not adore their female teachers to the point of obnoxiousness. All girls do not fall in love (how innocently it may seem) with their best friend and throw fits every-time she got a boyfriend, or for that matter another friend. All girls do not grow up wanting to be Indiana Jones and not wanting to kiss him. All high-school girls do not set out to punish any boy dumb enough to be attracted to their softball playing selves. And I am pretty sure not all girls let their best friend be Jill, when they were playing Charlie’s Angels, just because she was so damn cute.

Man, I’ve been gay forever.

I love being a lesbian.

<smirk>

I will leave you this evening with something from a particularly lesbian point of view.

 First, a story.

Please read here- Straight girl crush story by Hotties In Da House .

Next a video/song:

And lastly…. a picture (since it’s worth a thousand words).

Yeah, but what if?

 Good night.

** Update**

I am not sure what happened to the video dangit. I will try to find one that will actually play soon. But for now off to Saturday school- ugh.

Two  shots of NyQuil

won’t help me out.

there’s gallons of green stuff

comin out from my snout.

I can’t sleep a wink

It’s even harder to think,

I wonder if tequila might

just put me out.

<applause>

Goodnight everybody!

In honor of the L Word’s return to TV tonight. 

 If you are a L word fan and haven’t seen this yet, shame on you. If you are an L word fan and have seen this, watch it again for a giggle or two. If you don’t like the L word because it’s too unrealistic, this video may still be right up your alley.

Personally I watch the  L word for Shane. In my next life I hope I’m as cool as her. Oh yeah and now Marlee Matlin. Does anyone know if she is gay in real life? I’m betting “no” but man do I dig her. I have since Children of a Lesser God in the 80’s (Great movie, I give it 4 bags of popcorn). Marlee Matlin mmmmmmmm yummy.

Enjoy the video.

I am rolling. Honey got up for a minute and read my latest post, an update to “Butchup,  Butter Cup” . (I run that woman ragged on weekends.) She said  “I didn’t hear that whole converstaion. It was very loud , but I did hear the ‘Are you gay?’ part. That’s nothing, you should hear what this woman at work said to me.”

Let me say that honey works in a somewhat morally-bust kind of industry. She works with some interesting people, to say the least.   There are some who are highly intellegent people who do their jobs very well, They do this kind of work  because of the novelty and low stress. If you follow the rules and enjoy meeting interesting people its a cakewalk. But if crazy people make you uneasy, are thin-skinned, or if you’re not detail oriented , this is not the industry for you. Most long term employees get sucked in by the money, which is good. This is where honey fits into this motley crew.

Honey continues ” Do you know so and so ? The not-so-pretty girl with the curly hair? The one who dated or was married to that really handsome guy?” I’m like “yeah, I didn’t like her .She was kind of a twit”.

This is what Honey said happened.

Twit : I heard something about you.

Honey: yeah

Tw : I heard that you were gay.

H: yeah?

Tw: Are you?

H: Am I what?

Tw: Are you…are you gay?

H: Yes

Tw: Well you dont look………….uhh…………

H: What, like a pervert?

Tw: Uh no, like a lesbian? I wasn’t trying to offend.

H :   ok.

Tw: no really, I didn’t mean anything by it.

H: It’s ok, but it’s nothing to be ashamed of . No biggy.

Tw: ok

Tw: I won’t tell anyone.

H: No really it’s no big deal. You can call your aunt Tula in Oklahoma and tell her. It’s not a secret.

 Tw: Yeah….well……ok………well

H (in her head) :  F* me

Tw: well………………….

Tw: Do you think I’m pretty?

Am I the only one who finds this unbelievably funny? I thought my first “weird” experience was bad. I just can’t stop giggling about it.

Now it’s your turn! Tell me about your weirdest, fuuniest “Coming out” stories. Hell I am celebrating my 10th big fat queer anniversary this June and I am still coming out to people. There’s got to be some other funny stories out their. Share them with your sisters and brothers in Bloggyworld, a.k.a Blogworld, and make someone smile. Post them here if you would like.

Have a good one, everybody.

This used to be Honey’s toybox when she was a child, and her mother’s before that. It was covered in several layers of lead based paint and a little shabby. Honey refinished it and lined it in satin. Now it’s my toybox

Wow, I never saw that coming.

Lesbian Moving Company

I think I’ve found my niche.

Honey wouldn’t let me paint it before we put it up for sale.

Yay for Photoshop!